To Find The Way To Cameron's Stargate
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Stargate: SG-1 › General
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
8
Views:
4,149
Reviews:
4
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
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Score one for Teal'c
Sudden silence.
You could of heard a pin drop from the Nox’s world.
Then the silence was broken by a choking noise.
Everyone turned toward Daniel, who seemed to be having some trouble.
"DanielJackson, are you alright?" Teal'c asked in concern as he watched his friend’s face turn a light shade of blue. “Are you in need of Mouth to mouth?”.
Cameron walked over toward Daniel, and handed him his canteen. Daniel choked on most of the water that he was trying to swallow down.
“Mouth to mouth? You should definitely take up your big Jaffa friends offer...” Vala started saying, watching more water winding up on the Daniel’s outfit, then in his mouth.
Then once Daniel seemed to calm down a little, Vala just had to start up on him once again. “You know what I just realized? It’s sad, really, that you choke on liquid... How would you expect to ever deeply suck on the Colonels..."
"VALA!" A watery eyed Daniel screeched.
Cameron looked at the group.. "Do I even want to know the end of that sentence?" He asked aloud.
"NO!" Came from Daniel.
"Possibly," Came from Teal'c.
"Well, I could just show you," Vala offered..
Looking back and forth from Daniel to Vala, Cameron decided that it might be a safe bet to move away from them and stand next to Teal’c.
Afraid to ask, but needing to know, he asked the Jaffa... “When I walked in before.. It wasn’t the game of Twister they were talking about... Was it?" A wee bit of concern evident in his facial features.
Looking down at the colonel, a smile adorned his face. "No they were not. I believe they were both more interested in having se... .."
"TEAL'C!" Screamed Daniel...
A loud sigh was heard. "Oh come on, Daniel, stop ruining our fun." Teased Vala. "Your such a spoiled sport. Really no fun at all."
Moving over toward her, Daniel grabbed her arm to have her face to face with him. “This is not funny. Do I look like I'm laughing. Does it look like I think this is funny?" He asked. Eyes wide.
Looking deep into his eyes, Vala started laughing. "I don't know about you, but I think this is hysterical. And you still have a better shot at getting impregnated by a gou’ld then having sexual intercourse with..."
"YOU! I get it, Vala." Daniel stated. Trying once and for all to end the conversation.
"Of course. You don't have a shot with me. I kicked your pathetic ass. I would NEVER sleep with a bottom. That would be a waste of both of our times... You would be called a concubine, or Eunuch in other cultures... It’s a pity though. Your such a nice length. Too bad a woman will never feel...”
“STOP! Right there!" Pleaded the voice of Cameron.
"That's i!. Vala you go in that corner." Pointing to the right side. "Doctor Jackson, you go into that corner." Pointing to the opposite side.
He turned to Teal'c. "Was it ever this difficult with General O'Neill as leader?"
Looking hard at Cameron. "Yes. Especially when O'Neill and DanielJackson were having their lovers spats."
“TEAL’C!” screamed Daniel.
Laughing could be heard from Vala’s corner.
“Ah,” Cameron gulped. “Your with me,” He told Teal’c. Literally running from the tombs.
As they were exiting, Vala could be heard staying...
“See I told you, Daniel.”
“SHUT UP! VALA!”
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You could of heard a pin drop from the Nox’s world.
Then the silence was broken by a choking noise.
Everyone turned toward Daniel, who seemed to be having some trouble.
"DanielJackson, are you alright?" Teal'c asked in concern as he watched his friend’s face turn a light shade of blue. “Are you in need of Mouth to mouth?”.
Cameron walked over toward Daniel, and handed him his canteen. Daniel choked on most of the water that he was trying to swallow down.
“Mouth to mouth? You should definitely take up your big Jaffa friends offer...” Vala started saying, watching more water winding up on the Daniel’s outfit, then in his mouth.
Then once Daniel seemed to calm down a little, Vala just had to start up on him once again. “You know what I just realized? It’s sad, really, that you choke on liquid... How would you expect to ever deeply suck on the Colonels..."
"VALA!" A watery eyed Daniel screeched.
Cameron looked at the group.. "Do I even want to know the end of that sentence?" He asked aloud.
"NO!" Came from Daniel.
"Possibly," Came from Teal'c.
"Well, I could just show you," Vala offered..
Looking back and forth from Daniel to Vala, Cameron decided that it might be a safe bet to move away from them and stand next to Teal’c.
Afraid to ask, but needing to know, he asked the Jaffa... “When I walked in before.. It wasn’t the game of Twister they were talking about... Was it?" A wee bit of concern evident in his facial features.
Looking down at the colonel, a smile adorned his face. "No they were not. I believe they were both more interested in having se... .."
"TEAL'C!" Screamed Daniel...
A loud sigh was heard. "Oh come on, Daniel, stop ruining our fun." Teased Vala. "Your such a spoiled sport. Really no fun at all."
Moving over toward her, Daniel grabbed her arm to have her face to face with him. “This is not funny. Do I look like I'm laughing. Does it look like I think this is funny?" He asked. Eyes wide.
Looking deep into his eyes, Vala started laughing. "I don't know about you, but I think this is hysterical. And you still have a better shot at getting impregnated by a gou’ld then having sexual intercourse with..."
"YOU! I get it, Vala." Daniel stated. Trying once and for all to end the conversation.
"Of course. You don't have a shot with me. I kicked your pathetic ass. I would NEVER sleep with a bottom. That would be a waste of both of our times... You would be called a concubine, or Eunuch in other cultures... It’s a pity though. Your such a nice length. Too bad a woman will never feel...”
“STOP! Right there!" Pleaded the voice of Cameron.
"That's i!. Vala you go in that corner." Pointing to the right side. "Doctor Jackson, you go into that corner." Pointing to the opposite side.
He turned to Teal'c. "Was it ever this difficult with General O'Neill as leader?"
Looking hard at Cameron. "Yes. Especially when O'Neill and DanielJackson were having their lovers spats."
“TEAL’C!” screamed Daniel.
Laughing could be heard from Vala’s corner.
“Ah,” Cameron gulped. “Your with me,” He told Teal’c. Literally running from the tombs.
As they were exiting, Vala could be heard staying...
“See I told you, Daniel.”
“SHUT UP! VALA!”
Review if ya like,... .