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zMisplaced Stories [ADMIN use only] › RPF
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
2
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4,411
Reviews:
3
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0
Currently Reading:
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I do not own the television series that this fanfiction is written for, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
Chapter 2: Rainbow Bright and SailorMoon Part 1
TV Talk Show: Rainbow Bright and SailorMoon Part 1
Candy Cane: Hello ladies and gentlemen. Since most of you probably didn't get a chance to see this amazing show because of the first airing of the first episode was cancelled by an unknown source *cough* FF.net *cough* , this is all about old cartoons.....
Author: Or old movies.....
Candy: Or old movies...
Author: Or....
Candy: Yes, yes I know that. Or TV shows. *clears her throat to try and ignore the author making weird faces at her* Today we have a very special treat for you. Would Rainbow Bright and her colorful friends come out please?
RBAG (Rainbow Bright And Group): *in walks a bunch of strange looking children that looks like they were dropped on their heads as babies* *they smile and wave to the audience*
Audience: BOO!!! That girl with the rainbow colors is GAY!!! Get her off the stage!! *all together as one* OFF THE STAGE!! OFF THE STAGE!!
Candy: Now, now audience can't any of you be like the mature individauls that you are?
Author: *snickers* Good luck calming them down, Candy.
Candy: Aren't you going to do something to help?!
Author: And what? Put a spell on them with my Moon Wand?
Candy: *sarcastically* That'd be a great idea.
Author: Not until I get SailorV's autograph. You're on your own.
Candy: Evil bitch.
Author: That took you long enough. Thanks but you do realise that you're my good side, don't you?
Candy: Whatever!
A mysterious person hands the Author a note as the Author smiles very happy at something in the note.
The mysterious person quickly runs for it's mysterious life from the Author and her sugary sweet TV show.
Candy: What's that?
Author: Nuthin' Candy.
Candy: *yanks the note out of the Author's hand* OMG, how did you get this??!!
Author: Ittt's aaannnn aaauttttograph from SailorV! *yanks the autographh back from Candy and smooths it out as hugs her laminated autographed note from her idol*
Candy: *shocked* What? *sugary sweet voice* Cool, congratulations...So does that mean that you'll be a bit more helpful towards the show?
Author: Yep, so where were we?
Candy: ..... *shakes her head at her TV partner* Trying to calm down the unrulely mob of Rainbow Bright Gay Bashers, remember?
Author: Yep, now I do. Knock it off you FREAKERS!! Get back to being nice or I'm going to not give you any free candy.
Candy: *sweatdrop* Umm...okay. So Rainbow Bright, how did you get to be the leader of your little group here? Was their some kind of raffle or something?
Rainbow Bright: Actually my manager came and said that with my beautiful looks and charm that I'd be perfect for the part. I checked out the cast and thought they'd be perfect for me to not upstage me.
Audience: *jaws drop on the floor* *crickets chirping in the background*
Author and Candy: *jaws dropped together*
Candy: You're not serious, are you Rainbow Bright? I mean, you were always so cute in your TV shows and your movies.....
Author: Who would have thought that you'd be a stuck up bitch.
Rainbow Bright: Me a bitch?! Do you have any earthly idea of how hard it is looking this cute after your TV show has been cancelled and your toys are just now being rereleased to the newest generation of TV watchers? It's hard work and then everyone just assumes just because I *happen* to wear rainbow colors all of the time that I'm gay or that I represent the gay community.
Starlight (her horse friend): It's okay Rainbow. We can leave and find some place to bring cheer to somewhere else.
Rainbow Bright: *dabs her eyes lightly with her shirt sleeve* No, don't you get it? My show has been cancelled! You can all stop acting so cheerful all of the time.
Author: Now let's bring out the amazing SailorMoon and her senshi friends!
Suddenly chairs start to appear out of thin air next to the Rainbow Bright and her friends.
SailorMoon comes out carrying her wand and holding up two children (one with pink hair and the other with red hair).
SailorMercury comes out carrying a small mini laptop just typing away on it like life itself depends on it.
SailorMars and SailorJupiter are holding hands together as they sit down side by side.
SailorVenus is holding all three of the Lunarian cats while she sits down in her seat next to her friends.
Candy: So SailorMoon, who's are these kids that you have here?
SailorMoon: This little girl with the cutest red heart shaped odangos (meatball shaped knots in her hair, very easy to make the hairstyle) is called Chibi-Chibi and the older girl with the bunny ear odangos is my future daughter Chibi-Usa or Small Lady as we call her in the future.
Author: Where's Mamoru?
SailorMars: He dumped her flat on her ass because she's a whiny bitch.
Author: Well duh, I saw it coming.
SailorMercury: Weeellll, actually Mamoru is on a business trip in Africa helping with getting down the fight for AIDS.
Lala Orange: Whatz iz thiz AIDS, Madam Mercury?
SailorMercury: AIDS is a disease that you can get if you have a sexual partner (male or female) that has the disease and you two have sex. It is passed down that way or if you take the bad kind of drugs by a needle injection without a doctor's knowledge. Unfortantly alot of people has AIDS which is why everyone should get tested and have protected sex. Anal sex is still sex by the way.
Lala Orange: 0___0
Author: You shouldn't have been so dense, Lala Orange. *shakes her head at the child's stupidity*
Chibi-Chibi: CHIBI CHIBI!!
Author: Is that all you can say is Small Small?
Chibi-Chibi: Is that all you can say is Small Small? *giggles cutely*
Author: Don't mock me, you freak! *pulls out her Moon Wand as it glows a pinkish hue and points it at Chibi-Chibi*
Candy: You're excused. Stop threatening the guests.
Author: -___- *leaves quietly but mumbles about how crappy Candy's name is* Damn I need to think of better names next time.
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A/N:
More to come. To see the original first post go to
Candy Cane: Hello ladies and gentlemen. Since most of you probably didn't get a chance to see this amazing show because of the first airing of the first episode was cancelled by an unknown source *cough* FF.net *cough* , this is all about old cartoons.....
Author: Or old movies.....
Candy: Or old movies...
Author: Or....
Candy: Yes, yes I know that. Or TV shows. *clears her throat to try and ignore the author making weird faces at her* Today we have a very special treat for you. Would Rainbow Bright and her colorful friends come out please?
RBAG (Rainbow Bright And Group): *in walks a bunch of strange looking children that looks like they were dropped on their heads as babies* *they smile and wave to the audience*
Audience: BOO!!! That girl with the rainbow colors is GAY!!! Get her off the stage!! *all together as one* OFF THE STAGE!! OFF THE STAGE!!
Candy: Now, now audience can't any of you be like the mature individauls that you are?
Author: *snickers* Good luck calming them down, Candy.
Candy: Aren't you going to do something to help?!
Author: And what? Put a spell on them with my Moon Wand?
Candy: *sarcastically* That'd be a great idea.
Author: Not until I get SailorV's autograph. You're on your own.
Candy: Evil bitch.
Author: That took you long enough. Thanks but you do realise that you're my good side, don't you?
Candy: Whatever!
A mysterious person hands the Author a note as the Author smiles very happy at something in the note.
The mysterious person quickly runs for it's mysterious life from the Author and her sugary sweet TV show.
Candy: What's that?
Author: Nuthin' Candy.
Candy: *yanks the note out of the Author's hand* OMG, how did you get this??!!
Author: Ittt's aaannnn aaauttttograph from SailorV! *yanks the autographh back from Candy and smooths it out as hugs her laminated autographed note from her idol*
Candy: *shocked* What? *sugary sweet voice* Cool, congratulations...So does that mean that you'll be a bit more helpful towards the show?
Author: Yep, so where were we?
Candy: ..... *shakes her head at her TV partner* Trying to calm down the unrulely mob of Rainbow Bright Gay Bashers, remember?
Author: Yep, now I do. Knock it off you FREAKERS!! Get back to being nice or I'm going to not give you any free candy.
Candy: *sweatdrop* Umm...okay. So Rainbow Bright, how did you get to be the leader of your little group here? Was their some kind of raffle or something?
Rainbow Bright: Actually my manager came and said that with my beautiful looks and charm that I'd be perfect for the part. I checked out the cast and thought they'd be perfect for me to not upstage me.
Audience: *jaws drop on the floor* *crickets chirping in the background*
Author and Candy: *jaws dropped together*
Candy: You're not serious, are you Rainbow Bright? I mean, you were always so cute in your TV shows and your movies.....
Author: Who would have thought that you'd be a stuck up bitch.
Rainbow Bright: Me a bitch?! Do you have any earthly idea of how hard it is looking this cute after your TV show has been cancelled and your toys are just now being rereleased to the newest generation of TV watchers? It's hard work and then everyone just assumes just because I *happen* to wear rainbow colors all of the time that I'm gay or that I represent the gay community.
Starlight (her horse friend): It's okay Rainbow. We can leave and find some place to bring cheer to somewhere else.
Rainbow Bright: *dabs her eyes lightly with her shirt sleeve* No, don't you get it? My show has been cancelled! You can all stop acting so cheerful all of the time.
Author: Now let's bring out the amazing SailorMoon and her senshi friends!
Suddenly chairs start to appear out of thin air next to the Rainbow Bright and her friends.
SailorMoon comes out carrying her wand and holding up two children (one with pink hair and the other with red hair).
SailorMercury comes out carrying a small mini laptop just typing away on it like life itself depends on it.
SailorMars and SailorJupiter are holding hands together as they sit down side by side.
SailorVenus is holding all three of the Lunarian cats while she sits down in her seat next to her friends.
Candy: So SailorMoon, who's are these kids that you have here?
SailorMoon: This little girl with the cutest red heart shaped odangos (meatball shaped knots in her hair, very easy to make the hairstyle) is called Chibi-Chibi and the older girl with the bunny ear odangos is my future daughter Chibi-Usa or Small Lady as we call her in the future.
Author: Where's Mamoru?
SailorMars: He dumped her flat on her ass because she's a whiny bitch.
Author: Well duh, I saw it coming.
SailorMercury: Weeellll, actually Mamoru is on a business trip in Africa helping with getting down the fight for AIDS.
Lala Orange: Whatz iz thiz AIDS, Madam Mercury?
SailorMercury: AIDS is a disease that you can get if you have a sexual partner (male or female) that has the disease and you two have sex. It is passed down that way or if you take the bad kind of drugs by a needle injection without a doctor's knowledge. Unfortantly alot of people has AIDS which is why everyone should get tested and have protected sex. Anal sex is still sex by the way.
Lala Orange: 0___0
Author: You shouldn't have been so dense, Lala Orange. *shakes her head at the child's stupidity*
Chibi-Chibi: CHIBI CHIBI!!
Author: Is that all you can say is Small Small?
Chibi-Chibi: Is that all you can say is Small Small? *giggles cutely*
Author: Don't mock me, you freak! *pulls out her Moon Wand as it glows a pinkish hue and points it at Chibi-Chibi*
Candy: You're excused. Stop threatening the guests.
Author: -___- *leaves quietly but mumbles about how crappy Candy's name is* Damn I need to think of better names next time.
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A/N:
More to come. To see the original first post go to