The Lex Luthor Sex Tape

Clark ran down the stairs of the farmhouse, whistling a
tune, a giant smile plastered on his face. He was so
excited. Lex was back. He was in Metropolis and he'd be
back in Smallville by the time he got out of school. He
missed him so much when he was gone. It wasn't just the
sex, though that was part of it. Basking in the love of Lex
Luthor was like soaking up the rays of the sun: He felt
energized and alive after spending a few hours with his
beloved.

He zipped into the kitchen, eating at superspeed, and
noticed his parents at the table huddled over the Daily
Planet. His Dad was shaking his head. His mother looked
concerened.

"Hey Guys, Can't talk, gonna be late." His parents didn't
even look up as he ran out of the house.
He got all the way to lunch before he heard about the tape
from Chloe.

"Hey Clark!" She said as she sat across from him at the
table. "Did you hear about the Lex Luthor Sex Tape?"

"What?!" He spluttered, spitting out a whole mouthful of
milk at his blonde friend. A few heads turned at the
action, shaking their head at the endemically geeky Clark
Kent.

"Jeez, Clark. What the hell!" Chloe said as soon as she
could talk.

"Um, sorry."

"I wasn't expecting that sort of reaction." She said,
wiping her face with her napkin.

"Sorry. What did you say?"

"I said, did you hear about the tape? One of my contacts at
the Planet said whoever has it plans to post it on the
internet sometime today. You'd think rich boy would be more
careful. Are you alright?"

"What?" Clark replied. He knew he looked completely and
utterly freaked out so he took a deep breath and tried to
smile.

"No, I'm fine. Just gravy. Like the kind my mom makes. You
know she uses peas. It's good. Like me. Gravy. Mmmm" He
babbled.

How could this happen? He'd been so careful. In fact, he
hadn't even looked at the tape in a week. It was snug as a
rug in his footlocker.

They both jumped as "You Light up My Life" started playing.
It was the Lexline: the cell phone his boyfriend gave him
when he went to Japan so they could stay in touch without
his parents knowing.

"What's that?" Chloe asked. "Is that your phone?"

"Noo. I, uh, gotta go."

Clark bolted, not stopping until he was on the football
field. The phone had stopped ringing, but he called back.
Lex picked up the first ring.

"Lex?" Clark asked.

"Clark?"

"Is there anyway the tape their talking about doesn't have
me in it?"

"Not unless someone videotaped me without my knowledge."
Lex said.

"Oh God, I'm so sorry. I was so careful. Someone must have
stolen the tape, made a copy, and then put it back in my
footlocker. You were right, we should have never made that
video." Clark promised himself he wouldn't cry.

"Yes, you're right Clark but you shouldn't blaim yourself.
Now we just need to think about how we're going to handle
this."

"Chloe said their going to post it sometime today. Can you
stop it?"

"I'll see what I can do. Just go about your business. I'm
going to stay in Metropolis. No reason to draw attention to
Smallville. No matter what happens, know that I love you
Clark Kent."
"I love you too Lex Luthor."

Clark went through the rest of the day in a haze until
Journalism. Chloe was sitting at the computer when he
entered, a big smile on her face.

"So I found the video. I'm downloading it as we speak."

"C'mon Chloe. You're not supposed to do that at school!"

"It's for the Paper. What kind of journalist would I be if
I ignored the biggest scandal Smallville has ever seen."
She added, flushing slightly.

"And the fact that your friend is starring in said scandal
doesn't make you feel guilty?"

"Clark, Lex should have know better than videotape
something like this. I mean, c'mon. He gets what he
deserves. Anyway, a good journalist must make sacrifices
sometimes. Ooh, Here we go." Chloe rubbed her hands
maniacally.

Clark considered using his heat vision to blow up the
computer, but that wouldn't deter her. It was too late
anyway, because she was clicking on the Quick time.

Lex was standing with his face to the camera and the back
of Clark's head was just barely in the screen, bobbing back
and forth as he sucked his boyfriends cock. This was one of
his favorite parts, watching Lex's face as he came.

"Ohmigod, that's a guy isn't it? I wonder who he is." Chloe
said.
"Jesus Christ, fuck." video Lex moaned. Thank God the Torch
offices were empty. "Yeah, that's right. Suck my cock."

Lex reached out and put his hand on Clark's head, thrusting
into his mouth over and over again.

It was pretty sad that even though Clark was completely
mortified, he was also totally turned on. God, he was such
a pervert.

"Wow, Lex is a freak!" Chloe squealed, squirming in her
chair.
"Don't stop. Ooooh, I'm gonna come. Fuck, that's it." He
started thrusting even faster if that was possible.

"Jeez. That guy giving him a blow job is really good at it.
He's not missing a beat." Chloe observed.

"Yeah, that's it, I love you so much. I love you." Lex
shouted, shuddering through the orgasm. Oh god his face,
Clark thought. His pants were definitely a little tighter.
Video Clark was already standing up kissing Lex, face
still turned away from the camera.

"Do you love me?" Clark purred. Maybe no one would know it
was him. Maybe, this was all there was to the tape. Then
he remembered what happened next.

"I love you Clark Jerome Kent. I love you so fucking much,
I would die without you. "

"Then I'm going to fuck you so hard you'll be feeling it
for weeks." Clark responded, kissing his boyfriend deeply
and and thoroughly.

"OHMIGOD!" Chloe screamed, as Clark turned and faced the
camera.
"Clark, you got some 'splainin' to do."