The Day The Characters Talked Back

I found this in my emails and realized I never posted it here. This, being a sequel is not as well receieved as the first one. Probably cause we were in a bashing/getting drunk mood when we wrote this years ago. PFFT. Anyway everyone knows.. With FEW exceptions.. Nothing is as good as the originial. Here is chapter 2. Tell us what you think. I'm curious that's why it's posted as chapter 2 instead of another story all together. enjoy.

Title: The Day The Characters Talked Back II

Author: Chaff & Dee

Rating: NC-17

Category: Humor(fingers crossed), tad angst, Established Relationship, Slash

Pairing: Jack/Daniel

Archive: The Alpha Gate, Area 52

Season: Later ones

Series: Sequel to: The Day The Characters Talked Back

Synopsis: us once again interacting with the characters

Notes: SKIT FORM. Some references towards part 1.

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: Language, sex:)

Disclaimer: We don't own them."sigh" We don't own anything of value. Well, I don't: though Chaff's got that pic of her and MS, but if ya try to take it you might be needing a doctor! enough said!
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~~ The Day The Characters Talked Back II~~


Scene Location: The bedroom of one Doctor Daniel Jackson.

Scene Starts: Jack and Daniel are frantically kissing, and stumble their way on to Daniel's bed. Jack pushes Daniel down on the bed, standing himself between Daniel's open legs.

Slash Writer(SW): "What the hell? Give me a break, a twin bed! What the hell were they thinking?"

CO-Slash Writer(Co-SW): "Well obviously they weren't. Don't know how two men over 6 feet are going to fit."

SW: "Yeah. So we're prepared this time.

Co-SW: Oh, Definitely. No (Thud) for us this time.

SW: Cool! Oh shit, let's get back to the story...."

"It's been a rough week. After SG-12 'misplaced' everyone's favorite archeologist, Colonel Jack O'Neill....."


Jack: "Oh for crying out loud!"

Daniel: "Jack.....Calm down. Breathe." Daniel tried to keep Jack's focus on him. "Look at me, babe." Daniel gave Jack his whole-hearted smile.

SW: "Hello? I'm trying to narrate here."

Co-SW: "Let's just cut back on the narrating, and enjoy the action."

Jack: Sighing, "This is ridiculous." He eyes his lover hungrily. " Daniel, strip. It worked last time. If they pass out we might be able to get on with it."

Daniel obliges and strips down, showing off his gloriously naked body.
They wait a few moments.

Jack: "What the fuck. I thought..."

SW: "Well, duh! Ever heard of smelling salts?!" She pulls them out from the Co-SW's bag.

Daniel: "Crap!"

Co-SW: "And I have it as my screen saver " She's drooling over her NEKIKID DANIEL;)

Jack: "Shit!" he curses, walking away from his naked lover. He was trying to calm himself down and Daniel's erection staring him in the face it wasn't going to happen.
"Wait a minute," he says. The sentence that the Co-slash writer said finally settling in.
"What the Fuck do you mean you have it as your screen saver?" His voice demanding.

Co-SW: "Oh please. Have you ever been on a computer, Gramps. You know they have these things called web addresses and people put pictures on them." Mumbling this last part under her breath, "Computer imaging."

SW: "NICCEEEE PICTURES," she shakes her head toward the Co-Slash writer.

Co-SW: "Oh yeah. REAALLL NICE." Makes a disturbing 'slurping' sound.

Daniel: "Hello?" Daniel interrupts grabbing his pants and sliding them back on. Ignoring sighs the SW & Co-SW give him. "You know we were trying to "DO" something. If you wouldn't mind..."

Jack: "Just wait a second, Daniel. I'm curious about these pictures. Are they realistic? I mean do they give us... justice?"

Co-SW: Prying her eyes away from the computer long enough to answer, "Ah some do. While some don't. This one certainly gives Daniel a certain um....."

SW goes over and turns off the monitor.

Co-SW: "Hey I was drooling."

SW: 'sigh' "Drool later. Let's get back to the bedroom action."

Daniel: "Excuse me. You do know we're still here.."

Jack: "Chill Daniel. Now tell me; How do I fair in these." His ego in control.

Daniel: "Come on, Jack. I want to...."

Jack: "Wait a minute." he yells at Daniel. Turning back around, "So am I.. well endowed?"

SW: "In the web addresses, yes. Here with Daniel, ah no!".

A covered chuckle is heard from Daniel's direction.

Jack gives Daniel the evil eye.

Co-SW: "Well, I have a few webby's I can give you so you can check them out for yourself."

Daniel: "Yeah, Jack. I can see what I'm missing." He falls over in laughter.

Jack shakes his head.

Jack: "Laugh it up, why don't you. Now how what are these exact web addresses..."

Daniel: Stopping the laughter and suddenly serious. "Come on, Jack."

Ignoring Daniel, Jack and the Co-SW have about a 10 minute conversation with her giving out various website addresses. (Not to be listed here, for various of reasons)

Daniel by this point is nowhere to be found.

Jack: "Daniel?" He looks around the small bedroom. " Daniel?" Turning back around, "where the hell did he go?"

Co-SW: Shrugs her shoulders, "I don't know."

SW: "Left about 5 minutes ago."

Jack: "Daniel?!" He walks out into the living to see his lover fully dressed, with keys in his hands. "Where are you going?"

Daniel looks into his deep brown eyes.

Daniel: "You were so engrossed in conversation, I didn't think you would miss me if I left."

SW: "It's his house, for Pete's sake. He was going to leave...."

Jack & Daniel: "Shut the hell up!"

SW: "Jeez. Looks like they forgot their midol this morning."

Co-SW: "Shush already.

At this point Jack has Daniel in his arms. Tears are rolling down Daniel's face.

Jack: "I'm so sorry, Danny. I didn't mean to ignore you. I just...."

Daniel interrupted him.

Daniel: "I know Jack. It's just that I was scared. Thought I would never see you again. Be held in your arms again."

Jack: Pulling him closer into his embrace. "I know, I know. I thought I'd never see those beautiful blue eyes of yours again."

Jack pulls Daniel in for a soft kiss.

Co-SW: "Okay. Now I officially feel like shit on a shingle."

Co-SW turns toward the SW and repeats.. "I officially feel like shit on..... " Seeing she's being totally ignored she hollers.. "Hello? Earth to.... " She slaps SW up side the head.

SW: Turns angrily toward the Co-SW. "What the fuck was that for?"

Co-SW: "And you call me a dumb blonde! Did you hear anything I was saying?"

SW: "Ah, no. I kinda was too busy checking out Daniel's ass."

Co-SW: "Oh, Christ.

Jack and Daniel move back into the bedroom and have a little talk. SW tries desperately to stay awake...

Co-SW: "God, I feel so bad." Pulling on the SW's arm. "Maybe we should leave them."

SW: "What?! You must be on crack. How can you be serio..... Oh, yeah your right. We should let them be." They both turn away.

Co-SW & SW: "We're sorry. We'll leave you two alone now."

Both exit.

After a few minutes Jack's voice is heard.

Jack: "So.. It worked?"

Daniel pulls away from Jack. Listening intently he hears not a peep from the Co-SW and SW.

Daniel: Smiling, "Yes, Lover it has. I can't believe a plan of yours actually worked. I was really...." His words were cut off by Jack's tongue invading his mouth.

The two of them make their way over to bed. Within mere seconds, Jack and Daniel are naked and Jack has two fingers up Daniel's tight heat. Moans, groans, and an exclamation from Daniel of, "Oh, God. JACK!" are heard. Screams of Ecstasy soon follow from Jack and he collapses on top of his overworked lovers body. They cuddle and fall asleep.

SW Lays back on the chair, and lights a cigarette after watching that show.
She ignores humming noises coming from where the Co-SW is.
A few minutes later, or when the battery FINALLY dies. Co-Sw appears.

SW. "Well, we know Jack's intelligence is lacking. But, Daniel he's suppose to be a certified genius."

Co-SW: "Well you know what they say about people with book smarts.. "
She looks at the SW who has a dumb founded look on her face. Shaking her head.. "They say, not a bit of common sense."

They both get a good laugh then turn back to see Daniel and Jack passed out on the bed.

Sw gets up. Co-SW looks at her. "Where are you going?"

SW: "Ah. To get a better look at the goods."

Co-SW: "But, won't that wake them up?"

SW: Smiling, "Ah I said LOOK, not TOUCH. And anyway their men. Their down for the count."

SW heads out, but turns when the Co-SW sighs.

SW: "Ah, whats the matter."

Co-SW pouts. " I ran out of batteries."

SW just shakes her head. "And ya make fun of me."