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Time Line
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Time Line
79 BC Iolaus born to Eurithea and Skouros
77 BC Hercules born to Alcmene, fathered by Zeus
76 BC Autolycus born to Chione of Scyros, fathered by Hermes
72 BC Jocasta of Corinth has triplets by warlord Janus the Mighty. They are named Jett, Jayce and Joxer
59 BC Autolycus' older brother, Malakos, is murdered by Tarsus. Autolycus robs him blind in vengeance then gets drunk and gets his first tattoo.
42 BC Autolycus taken to Rome and sold into slavery, rescued by Joxer, they move to the Helvetti region (will be called Switzerland one day.)
41 BC Hercules and Iolaus adopt Alexiares.
39 BC Hercules and Iolaus adopt Margarita.
37 BC Hercules and Iolaus adopt Anicetus.
33 BC Chrinia is born to Hades and Persephone near the beginning of summer.
27 BC Greece annexed to Roman Empire.
14 BC Autolycus and Joxer move to Venice.
5 BC Joxer develops cataracts.
5AD Joxer dies; Autolycus buries his ashes at Scyros and moves to Egypt.
21 AD Iolaus dies; Hercules leaves Greece for parts unknown, joined by Iolaus, Son of Anicetus.
67 AD In celebration of her 100th birthday, Chrinia is made Goddess of Reincarnation.
266 AD Autolycus meets, falls in love with, rescues Aisha. He adopts the name "Ali".
268 AD Habiba born, Aisha dies.
274 AD Fuad dies; "Ali Baba" becomes leader of 40 Thieves.
283 AD Habiba and other women break the 40 Thieves out of jail, Miraj dies.
288 AD Habiba runs away and marries Prince Jahmeel. The 40 Thieves break up when Ali Baba spends 40 years searching for his wayward daughter.
328 AD Autolycus reunites briefly with Habiba.
377 AD Hercules returns to Greece, befriends the families of Calla (a descendant of Alexiares) and Vespus (a descendant of Lyla and Derrick).
379 AD Theodosius becomes emperor.
380 AD Women banned from the Olympics
385 AD Calla takes job offer at Theodosius' palace in Alexandria, Egypt. Vespus and Hercules join her. They befriend Hypatia.
391 AD Library of Alexandria burned down as per Theodosius' orders. Hercules, Calla and Vespus save some scrolls and give them to Hypatia for safekeeping.
392 AD Theodosius declares all beings that are 'not in God's image' subservient to man. Centaurs and most dragons mysteriously disappear shortly afterwords. Hercules leaves Roman Empire in disgust.
395 AD Theodosius dies and the peasants rejoice, Roman Empire divided; Greece becomes province of Byzantine Empire.
415 AD Hypatia killed by an angry mob.
503 AD King Arthur dubs a brave foot soldier "Sir Percival". He can't help but wonder if they've met before....
507 AD King Arthur sends Sir Galahad and Sir Percival out for the Holy Grail. They team up with a knight called "Sir Bors of the White Flower" Sir Galahad dies after finding what he believes to be the Holy Grail.
508 AD Sir Percival marries Lady Blanchefleur.
510 AD Lord Gornemant's castle under siege. Sir Bors returns from his "pilgrimage" just in time to help save it.
513 AD Lohengrin born.
514 AD Blanchefleur's brother, Prince Lionel, is killed by Melehan, Son of Mordred. Sir Bors avenges Lionel's death and declines any reward from King Bors. Sir Percival is named the new heir to the throne of Wessex.
516 AD Kardeiz born.
518 AD Guinevere's infidelity discovered. Sir Bors and Sir Percival are unwillingly roped into the ensuing melee.
520 AD Elaine born.
535 AD Sir Bors introduces his long lost son, Elyan the White, to the Round Table.
537 Shortly after Sir Elyan's accolade, King Bors dies. Percival takes the throne. Sir Bors claims to have a vision from St. Michael commanding him to swear fealty to King Percival.
539 Lohengrin marries Princess Elsa of Brabant. He elects to stay in Brabant with her, making Kardeiz the heir apparent to Wessex.
542 AD King Arthur mortally wounded. End of Camelot. Sir Bors killed in battle by Mordred. Percival cedes the throne of Wessex to Kardeiz and disappears.
950 AD Dragons have been mostly killed off. Mostly.
1189 Autolycus, under the name "Robin Hood", robs from the rich and gives to the poor. Has relationships with Little John and Maid Marion until Little John breaks it off.
1194 After being pardoned by King Richard, Robin Hood marries Marion.
1196 Joanna Hood born.
1198 Markus Hood and Roberta Little born.
1202 James Hood born.
1203 Marion dies of plague, leaving Robin with 3 children and Fitzwalter Manor.
1204 Little John's wife dies delivering twins, Barbara and Michael. Robin invites the family to move to Fitzwalter Manor with him.
1220 Little John bled to death by a treacherous abbess.
1466 Greece conquered by the Turks
1512 Hercules hangs out with Martin Luther for a while. Eventually convinces him that anti-Semitism isn't nice.
1589 Hercules (under the name David Williams) begins sailing under leadership of Sir Walter Raleigh, visits North America for the first time.
1595 Williams dumps a bucket of water on Raleigh, believing him to be on fire. (He was actually smoking a pipe.) Williams resigns and finds work at the Globe Theatre.
1600 Williams learns make-up effects from Shakespeare, acts in some of his plays.
1787 A mugging in Troyes, France leaves Hercules amnesic, Jean-Pierre helps him, names him "Robért" and teaches him to be a highwayman (well, tries to).
1790 Robért and Jean-Pierre have their run-in with the Chartreuse Fox.
1791 Hercules regains his memory, starts a ménage a troi with Marie DuValle and Jean-Pierre, becomes a spy for the Revolution, learns the art of "cobbling".
1792 The French Revolution begins.
1794 Victoire DuValle born.
1797 Marie killed in action.
1802 French Revolution ends, Francois' cousin dies and leaves him his estate.
1810 Victoire marries Lord Alphonse.
1820 Jean-Pierre dies of smallpox, Victoire pregnant, Hercules leaves France.
1830 After a nine year war, Greece finally becomes an independent nation again.
1831 Hercules changes his name to John P. Robertson and sails on /The Beagle/ for five years with Charles Darwin.
1840 John Robertson takes a position as history professor/football coach at Eton.
1842 Autolycus takes up smoking.
1843 John Robertson marries Emily Whitaker.
1847 Emil Robertson born, Emily dies; Robertson takes his son to America.
1848 Robertson joins a wagon train.
1849 Robertson takes a teaching job in Hazel Green, Wisconsin.
1852 Robertson gives Nancy Smith and family private lessons.
1853 Emil decks 9-year-old Jim for teasing Nancy, Kate O'Reirdan born.
1855 Robertson becomes a "station master" on the Underground Railroad.
1859 Elsie O'Reirdan born, Mr. O'Reirdan dies in accident.
1861 Civil War starts; Emil runs away and joins Union Army.
1865 Civil War ends, Cpl. Emil Robertson comes home victorious, John Robertson marries Maggie O'Reirdan, Lincoln assassinated.
1866 Abraham, Aaron and Alice Robertson born.
1867 Emil marries Nancy
1880 Autolycus (Under the name "Dmitri Stephanopoulos") arrested in Appleton, Wisconsin for thievery, takes job at Rabbi Mayer Weiss' household as per probation stipulations.
1887 Ehrich Weiss becomes bar mitzvah in April and moves to New York City with his father, the Weiss family and their retainer, "Dee" join them later.
1891 John Robertson and Maggie move to Dubuque.
1892 Ehrich reads /The Picture of Dorian Grey/ and jokingly asks his mentor if he has a portrait hidden somewhere. Dee uses putty and chalk to appear older.
1893 Ehrich changes name to "Harry Houdini" and starts a magic act.
1897 Maggie Robertson dies.
1899 Dee tours with Harry Houdini.
1903 Hercules nearly drives his Model T into a ditch when Ares pops up in the passenger seat just to annoy him.
1913 Cecelia Weiss dies, Houdini visits psychics, Dee convinces him that they're all fakes.
1918 Günther Zolo, at age 3, is given to the care of the nuns of St. Hedwig's after his Italian father and Swiss mother die of cholera.
1926 Houdini dies, Autolycus moves to Switzerland.
1928 Women allowed to compete in the Olympics for the first time since antiquity. Elizabeth Robinson wins the gold for the U.S. in the 100 meter dash.
1930 Cigarettes become too expensive for Auto's taste...for awhile.
1939 World War II starts, Autolycus calls himself "Hans" and begins his smuggling operation. Meanwhile, Hercules joins the French Resistance.
1940 Hans meets Günther Zolo in Vaduz, Liechtenstein.
1941 In May, Günther celebrates his 26th birthday with Hans.
1944 Günther arrested for "lewd acts", commits suicide en route to Mauchauser, Hans kills Pvt. Jakob Kleiner, steals his identity and works against the Nazi party.
1945 World War II ends, Hitler commits suicide, Autolycus robs his safe and invests in a 20 acre tract of land just 20 miles from Paris. Hercules assists in the liberation of Auschwitz.
1956 Autolycus (under the name "Theophilus King") takes a job as history teacher/debate coach at Modesto High in Modesto, California.
1961 Hercules (under the name "William Shears") becomes bodyguard for The Beatles.
1962 A young George Lucas is hospitalized after wrecking his autobianchi bianchina in a race. He is visited by his history teacher, Mr. King.
1963 Shears tells John Lennon what he thinks about money.
1964 Theophilus King retires from teaching.
1968 Autolycus has a "bum trip" and finds himself on Farrokh Bulsara's couch with a daisy tattoo on his butt and no memory of the past three days.
1969 Shears tenders his resignation with The Beatles and joins the U.S. Army under the name "Harold Q. Lees", goes to Vietnam, meets Yen Chau.
1970 Autolycus convinces Farrokh Bulsara not to change his name to Freddie Hermes. Meanwhile, Yen Chau steps on a land mine and Pvt. Lees is declared M.I.A.
1973 Autolycus begins his stint in porno under the name "Bootsie Scyros".
1975 Hercules returns to America.
1977 Bootsie watches /Star Wars/ with Freddie Mercury and Brian May.
1980 Mercury cuts his hair and grows his mustache, copying Bootsie's look Meanwhile, Hercules (under the name "Kevin Sorbo") takes up professional modeling. John Lennon killed by crazed gunman.
1985 Bootsie invests in the Apple corporation.
1986 Sorbo goes into TV acting. Meanwhile, Bootsie sells 20 acres of land in Chessy, France to the Disney corporation and buys his first Lamborghini.
1991 In November, Mercury announces he has AIDS, dies the next day, Autolycus stops "riding bareback".
1994 Sorbo stars on /Hercules: the Legendary Journeys/ for six seasons.
1998 Sorbo marries actress Sam Jenkins.
2001 Braedon Sorbo born. Chrinia starts work on the Yates case for the next five years, reincarnates a few suicide bombers as cockroaches to stave off depression.
2004 Shane Sorbo born, breaks Nevada hospital birth weight records at 12lbs., 6oz. Meanwhile, Autolycus breaks up with Clive.
2005 Octavia Sorbo born. Annie breaks up with her boyfriend, Harry. Autolycus visits the Homomemorial in Amsterdam and takes up internet dating. The Sorbos go to Disney Land.
2006 Sorbo gets script for /Avenging Angel/, has a chance meeting with Autolycus (going by "Otto Wolf") at a Starbucks
Time Line
79 BC Iolaus born to Eurithea and Skouros
77 BC Hercules born to Alcmene, fathered by Zeus
76 BC Autolycus born to Chione of Scyros, fathered by Hermes
72 BC Jocasta of Corinth has triplets by warlord Janus the Mighty. They are named Jett, Jayce and Joxer
59 BC Autolycus' older brother, Malakos, is murdered by Tarsus. Autolycus robs him blind in vengeance then gets drunk and gets his first tattoo.
42 BC Autolycus taken to Rome and sold into slavery, rescued by Joxer, they move to the Helvetti region (will be called Switzerland one day.)
41 BC Hercules and Iolaus adopt Alexiares.
39 BC Hercules and Iolaus adopt Margarita.
37 BC Hercules and Iolaus adopt Anicetus.
33 BC Chrinia is born to Hades and Persephone near the beginning of summer.
27 BC Greece annexed to Roman Empire.
14 BC Autolycus and Joxer move to Venice.
5 BC Joxer develops cataracts.
5AD Joxer dies; Autolycus buries his ashes at Scyros and moves to Egypt.
21 AD Iolaus dies; Hercules leaves Greece for parts unknown, joined by Iolaus, Son of Anicetus.
67 AD In celebration of her 100th birthday, Chrinia is made Goddess of Reincarnation.
266 AD Autolycus meets, falls in love with, rescues Aisha. He adopts the name "Ali".
268 AD Habiba born, Aisha dies.
274 AD Fuad dies; "Ali Baba" becomes leader of 40 Thieves.
283 AD Habiba and other women break the 40 Thieves out of jail, Miraj dies.
288 AD Habiba runs away and marries Prince Jahmeel. The 40 Thieves break up when Ali Baba spends 40 years searching for his wayward daughter.
328 AD Autolycus reunites briefly with Habiba.
377 AD Hercules returns to Greece, befriends the families of Calla (a descendant of Alexiares) and Vespus (a descendant of Lyla and Derrick).
379 AD Theodosius becomes emperor.
380 AD Women banned from the Olympics
385 AD Calla takes job offer at Theodosius' palace in Alexandria, Egypt. Vespus and Hercules join her. They befriend Hypatia.
391 AD Library of Alexandria burned down as per Theodosius' orders. Hercules, Calla and Vespus save some scrolls and give them to Hypatia for safekeeping.
392 AD Theodosius declares all beings that are 'not in God's image' subservient to man. Centaurs and most dragons mysteriously disappear shortly afterwords. Hercules leaves Roman Empire in disgust.
395 AD Theodosius dies and the peasants rejoice, Roman Empire divided; Greece becomes province of Byzantine Empire.
415 AD Hypatia killed by an angry mob.
503 AD King Arthur dubs a brave foot soldier "Sir Percival". He can't help but wonder if they've met before....
507 AD King Arthur sends Sir Galahad and Sir Percival out for the Holy Grail. They team up with a knight called "Sir Bors of the White Flower" Sir Galahad dies after finding what he believes to be the Holy Grail.
508 AD Sir Percival marries Lady Blanchefleur.
510 AD Lord Gornemant's castle under siege. Sir Bors returns from his "pilgrimage" just in time to help save it.
513 AD Lohengrin born.
514 AD Blanchefleur's brother, Prince Lionel, is killed by Melehan, Son of Mordred. Sir Bors avenges Lionel's death and declines any reward from King Bors. Sir Percival is named the new heir to the throne of Wessex.
516 AD Kardeiz born.
518 AD Guinevere's infidelity discovered. Sir Bors and Sir Percival are unwillingly roped into the ensuing melee.
520 AD Elaine born.
535 AD Sir Bors introduces his long lost son, Elyan the White, to the Round Table.
537 Shortly after Sir Elyan's accolade, King Bors dies. Percival takes the throne. Sir Bors claims to have a vision from St. Michael commanding him to swear fealty to King Percival.
539 Lohengrin marries Princess Elsa of Brabant. He elects to stay in Brabant with her, making Kardeiz the heir apparent to Wessex.
542 AD King Arthur mortally wounded. End of Camelot. Sir Bors killed in battle by Mordred. Percival cedes the throne of Wessex to Kardeiz and disappears.
950 AD Dragons have been mostly killed off. Mostly.
1189 Autolycus, under the name "Robin Hood", robs from the rich and gives to the poor. Has relationships with Little John and Maid Marion until Little John breaks it off.
1194 After being pardoned by King Richard, Robin Hood marries Marion.
1196 Joanna Hood born.
1198 Markus Hood and Roberta Little born.
1202 James Hood born.
1203 Marion dies of plague, leaving Robin with 3 children and Fitzwalter Manor.
1204 Little John's wife dies delivering twins, Barbara and Michael. Robin invites the family to move to Fitzwalter Manor with him.
1220 Little John bled to death by a treacherous abbess.
1466 Greece conquered by the Turks
1512 Hercules hangs out with Martin Luther for a while. Eventually convinces him that anti-Semitism isn't nice.
1589 Hercules (under the name David Williams) begins sailing under leadership of Sir Walter Raleigh, visits North America for the first time.
1595 Williams dumps a bucket of water on Raleigh, believing him to be on fire. (He was actually smoking a pipe.) Williams resigns and finds work at the Globe Theatre.
1600 Williams learns make-up effects from Shakespeare, acts in some of his plays.
1787 A mugging in Troyes, France leaves Hercules amnesic, Jean-Pierre helps him, names him "Robért" and teaches him to be a highwayman (well, tries to).
1790 Robért and Jean-Pierre have their run-in with the Chartreuse Fox.
1791 Hercules regains his memory, starts a ménage a troi with Marie DuValle and Jean-Pierre, becomes a spy for the Revolution, learns the art of "cobbling".
1792 The French Revolution begins.
1794 Victoire DuValle born.
1797 Marie killed in action.
1802 French Revolution ends, Francois' cousin dies and leaves him his estate.
1810 Victoire marries Lord Alphonse.
1820 Jean-Pierre dies of smallpox, Victoire pregnant, Hercules leaves France.
1830 After a nine year war, Greece finally becomes an independent nation again.
1831 Hercules changes his name to John P. Robertson and sails on /The Beagle/ for five years with Charles Darwin.
1840 John Robertson takes a position as history professor/football coach at Eton.
1842 Autolycus takes up smoking.
1843 John Robertson marries Emily Whitaker.
1847 Emil Robertson born, Emily dies; Robertson takes his son to America.
1848 Robertson joins a wagon train.
1849 Robertson takes a teaching job in Hazel Green, Wisconsin.
1852 Robertson gives Nancy Smith and family private lessons.
1853 Emil decks 9-year-old Jim for teasing Nancy, Kate O'Reirdan born.
1855 Robertson becomes a "station master" on the Underground Railroad.
1859 Elsie O'Reirdan born, Mr. O'Reirdan dies in accident.
1861 Civil War starts; Emil runs away and joins Union Army.
1865 Civil War ends, Cpl. Emil Robertson comes home victorious, John Robertson marries Maggie O'Reirdan, Lincoln assassinated.
1866 Abraham, Aaron and Alice Robertson born.
1867 Emil marries Nancy
1880 Autolycus (Under the name "Dmitri Stephanopoulos") arrested in Appleton, Wisconsin for thievery, takes job at Rabbi Mayer Weiss' household as per probation stipulations.
1887 Ehrich Weiss becomes bar mitzvah in April and moves to New York City with his father, the Weiss family and their retainer, "Dee" join them later.
1891 John Robertson and Maggie move to Dubuque.
1892 Ehrich reads /The Picture of Dorian Grey/ and jokingly asks his mentor if he has a portrait hidden somewhere. Dee uses putty and chalk to appear older.
1893 Ehrich changes name to "Harry Houdini" and starts a magic act.
1897 Maggie Robertson dies.
1899 Dee tours with Harry Houdini.
1903 Hercules nearly drives his Model T into a ditch when Ares pops up in the passenger seat just to annoy him.
1913 Cecelia Weiss dies, Houdini visits psychics, Dee convinces him that they're all fakes.
1918 Günther Zolo, at age 3, is given to the care of the nuns of St. Hedwig's after his Italian father and Swiss mother die of cholera.
1926 Houdini dies, Autolycus moves to Switzerland.
1928 Women allowed to compete in the Olympics for the first time since antiquity. Elizabeth Robinson wins the gold for the U.S. in the 100 meter dash.
1930 Cigarettes become too expensive for Auto's taste...for awhile.
1939 World War II starts, Autolycus calls himself "Hans" and begins his smuggling operation. Meanwhile, Hercules joins the French Resistance.
1940 Hans meets Günther Zolo in Vaduz, Liechtenstein.
1941 In May, Günther celebrates his 26th birthday with Hans.
1944 Günther arrested for "lewd acts", commits suicide en route to Mauchauser, Hans kills Pvt. Jakob Kleiner, steals his identity and works against the Nazi party.
1945 World War II ends, Hitler commits suicide, Autolycus robs his safe and invests in a 20 acre tract of land just 20 miles from Paris. Hercules assists in the liberation of Auschwitz.
1956 Autolycus (under the name "Theophilus King") takes a job as history teacher/debate coach at Modesto High in Modesto, California.
1961 Hercules (under the name "William Shears") becomes bodyguard for The Beatles.
1962 A young George Lucas is hospitalized after wrecking his autobianchi bianchina in a race. He is visited by his history teacher, Mr. King.
1963 Shears tells John Lennon what he thinks about money.
1964 Theophilus King retires from teaching.
1968 Autolycus has a "bum trip" and finds himself on Farrokh Bulsara's couch with a daisy tattoo on his butt and no memory of the past three days.
1969 Shears tenders his resignation with The Beatles and joins the U.S. Army under the name "Harold Q. Lees", goes to Vietnam, meets Yen Chau.
1970 Autolycus convinces Farrokh Bulsara not to change his name to Freddie Hermes. Meanwhile, Yen Chau steps on a land mine and Pvt. Lees is declared M.I.A.
1973 Autolycus begins his stint in porno under the name "Bootsie Scyros".
1975 Hercules returns to America.
1977 Bootsie watches /Star Wars/ with Freddie Mercury and Brian May.
1980 Mercury cuts his hair and grows his mustache, copying Bootsie's look Meanwhile, Hercules (under the name "Kevin Sorbo") takes up professional modeling. John Lennon killed by crazed gunman.
1985 Bootsie invests in the Apple corporation.
1986 Sorbo goes into TV acting. Meanwhile, Bootsie sells 20 acres of land in Chessy, France to the Disney corporation and buys his first Lamborghini.
1991 In November, Mercury announces he has AIDS, dies the next day, Autolycus stops "riding bareback".
1994 Sorbo stars on /Hercules: the Legendary Journeys/ for six seasons.
1998 Sorbo marries actress Sam Jenkins.
2001 Braedon Sorbo born. Chrinia starts work on the Yates case for the next five years, reincarnates a few suicide bombers as cockroaches to stave off depression.
2004 Shane Sorbo born, breaks Nevada hospital birth weight records at 12lbs., 6oz. Meanwhile, Autolycus breaks up with Clive.
2005 Octavia Sorbo born. Annie breaks up with her boyfriend, Harry. Autolycus visits the Homomemorial in Amsterdam and takes up internet dating. The Sorbos go to Disney Land.
2006 Sorbo gets script for /Avenging Angel/, has a chance meeting with Autolycus (going by "Otto Wolf") at a Starbucks