Hawai Five-0 chatroom

 

Author's note: Hi, dear readers!  I hope you like this one. I wrote it simply because seeing Lori dressed as Sandy from "Grease" was awesome. Just another proof that Max rules!

Hawaii five-0 chatroom: chapter 11

AgentSandy: OMG, I loved movie night!

RizzoChick: I know, right? Max really picked out a great movie.

Zenuko: It was fine, I guess. But I think I enjoyed Malia dressed as Cha Cha more than the film itself.

AgentSandy: I realize you were trying to blend Zen and Zuko into your screen name, Chin, but it looks weird.

RizzoChick: Yeah, coz, you didn't pull it off.

Zenuko: It doesn't matter. Cha Cha is about to arrive. Bye, girls!

AgentSandy: Bye, Chin.

RizzoChick: Bye, coz.

Zenuko has left the chatroom.

HotelDet has joined the chatroom.

Finallyabletosleep has joined the chatroom.

AgentSandy: So I take it the co-inhabitance didn't go well?

HotelDet: I can see you were always top of the class, Sandy. Did you manage to take off your leather pants or did someone help you?

AgentSandy: Jealous you didn't get to see me in them longer, Danny?

HotelDet: well, you know, as I said, I totally approve your new choice of attire.

Fianllyabletosleep: Do you guys need to take this to a private chatroom? Or better yet! Danny's hotel room.

AgentSandy: What's that supposed to mean?

Finallyabletosleep: Oh, I don't know. Maybe you want to use the Spa services again. Just make sure you don't lose the handcuff key again.

RizzoChick: What? :o What handcuffs? Lose the key again? Lori! You witch! You didn't tell me anything! And what Spa services?

AgentSandy: Thank you, Steve. That was really mature.

HotelDet: Seriously, what's wrong with you today, McGarret? That was low!

RizzoChick: Hello? Can anyone answer me, please? What the hell happened?

HotelDet: I'm guessing there's no longer a language restriction in our chatroom, Moderator?

RizzoChick: Spill, Williams.

Finallyabletosleep: Well, it seems that Danny here invited Lori to his hotel room. To use the Spa services, of course.

RizzoChick: Oh, yeah! I remember you invied me too, Danny. But I was with Charly. And how was I supposed to explain that I was going to your hotel room, right!

Finallyabletosleep: Exactly. Well, imagine my surprise when I arrive to pick him up for the tux fittings and find not only Lori in his room, but they are also handcuffed together!

RizzoChick: I'm guessing Danny was trying to show her the Jersey slip?

AgentSandy: Exactly!

HotelDet: Right on, Kono.

Finallyabletosleep: How do you know about the Jersey slip?

RizzoChick: Danny showed it to me as a graduation present last year.

Finallyabletosleep: So it doesn't strike you as odd that Lori would be in his hotel room, in the morning, handcuffed to him?

RizzoChick: What? You think they're sleeping together? Come on, brah, get real!

AgentSandy: Yeah, I'm a bit offended that you'd think that of me.

HotelDet: Wait a second. What's going on here? Are you people saying, what? That there's no way that there could be something else going on?

Finallyabletosleep: Is there?

HotelDet: No! But that's not the point. The point is that a) you don't trust me even when I'm telling you nothing's going on, and b) Kono thinks that the idea of Lori and me together is completely preposterous!

AgentSandy: She finds it preposterous because there is NOTHING GOING ON, and she knows it!

Finallyabletosleep: And I'm entitled to a little distrust considering the "Rachel" episode a few months ago!

HotelDet: That has nothing to do with this! What the hell? She's my ex-wife! And what's that got to do with anything anyway?

Finallyabletosleep: It has everything to do with everything because if I hadn't caught Rachel sleeping on your shoulder, you never would have told me, Danny!

HotelDet: Oh, yeah, because you immediately told me about Catherine!

Finallyabletosleep: You wanna talk about Catherine, photographer?

HotelDet: Oh, my God! Would you let that go already? I swear to God, you hold more grudges than my grandmother!

Finallyabletosleep: It's hard to forget when I get a picture of my girlfriend butt naked on your bed, Danny! Who says you weren't doing the same with Lori?

HotelDet: What do you care? She's not your girlfriend!

Finallyabletosleep: That's not the point. The point is that you were showing her how to do the Jersey slip. How many women have you taught that to, Danno?

HotelDet: Do you want me to show you how to do it, Steven? Is that what this is about? I'm not giving you enough attention? I'm sorry babe. Why don't you come on over and I'll make it up to you.

Finallyabletosleep: I can't believe you managed to turn this into a sex talk.

HotelDet: What can I say? I got skills. And if you stop rambling and come over to my hotel room, I'd be more than happy to show all my tricks, Babe.

Finallyabletosleep: Shut up, Danny. You suck.

HotelDet: And you would love that.

Finally able to sleep has left the chatroom.

AgentSandy: That was…

RizzoChick: Intense.

HotelDet: What are you talking about?

AgentSandy: You, flirting with Steve online!

HotelDet: Flirting? What? That wasn't flirting! I was just riling him up! I swear, you guys are getting weirder and weirder.

HotelDet has left the chatroom.

RizzoChick: Those guys have no idea what's really going on, do they?

AgentSandy: I think it's time for "Operation b deletion" to move on to a more aggressive stage.

RizzoChick: Amen, sister.