The Unlikely Pair

Hawkeye went into the SWAMP and sighed. He loved seeing this place after a hard 24 hours of meat surgary. Mostly because there were no women to holler at how fucking messy the SWAMP was or how goddamn stinky it was.

No telling what laid underneith some of the clothing in the place, or how much food was on the floor. But, then agian, who gave a shit?

His balls were itching to get out of those bloody covered pants, his feet were burning with fire.

Hawk sat on his bed and moaned as he pulled off the boots that were now pinching his feet. He threw them across the room, not having a care in the damn fucking world where they landed.

"Would you mind?" came a very annoyed voice from the other end.

"Frank, shut the fuck up." Hawkeye muttered as he laid on his cot. He didn't bother taking off his pants, he just laid there.

It was hard as hell, but it didn't bother him at the moment. He closed his eyes.

Suddenly, he felt someone touching. At first, he thought it was Trap waking him up all ready.

"Damn it, Trap! It hasn't been ten minutes yet!"

"I'm not your stupid little nutcase and it hasn't been five minutes,"

Hawkeye opened up his brown eyes and looked into the pale blue eyes of his so called room mate.

"What the hell are you doing, Frank? Getting me pissed off?"

The older man laughed. "I can piss you off any day, Peirce. Not tonight. Tonight, I want you to piss on ME!"

"What the hell are you talking about?"

Frank got on top of Hawkeye, his legs spread out so his crotch hit Hawkeyes. He grabbed hold of Hawkeye's wrist and held on to them.

"Margrette left me for that pissant Major what's his name and left me a lonely man." Frank hissed.

"Frank, you're a God-fearing man.." Hawkeye began to squirm.

Major Frank Burns smiled. He loved being the domninering one.

"Even God-fearing men need their little fun every one in awhile, don't you agree, Hawkeye?"

Frank tied Hawkeye's wrist's to the bed, then tied Hawkeye's ankels.

He yanked the younger man's pants down to his ankles and licked his lips when he saw the cock and balls. Then he pulled his own pants off, but all the way. He could feel Hawkeye eyeing him with wide eyes, not being able to beleive what was going on.

"One minute, Hawkeye. I have to get my toys,"

Frank got to his side of the SWAMP and rumbbled in his chest. He pulled out several of his toys, but only the best for his favorite victim.

He had a vibrater, one that looked like lips, another one that looked like a big ass cock. He decided that the vibrater was the best toy, for he wanted to do the rest of the work.

Frank picked up the vibrater and headed back to Hawkeye, who looked like he was about ready to fall asleep.

Frank slapped the younger man on his ass and Hawkeye jerked awake.
"No way in hell are you gonna sleep through this, asshole!" he hissed as he turned on the viberater.

"What, what do you think your gonna do, Frank?"

"All you gotta do is lay there and be still. I'll do all the work," Frank smerked.

Hawkeye did just that. This was the easiest fucking job he ever had to do, even if it DID involve with Frank Farat Face Burns.

Suddenly, Hawkeye felt Frank jam something cold inside his hole and he moaned as the viberater began to work.

Frank came up and started kissing him on the lips. Hard and slow. Tongue forcing in, seprating his lips and hitting his own tongue. Hawkeye moaned. He wasn't sure if it was from pleasure or pain, but he was starting to enjoy it.

Frank kissed him for the longest time, keeping the viberater inside him. Then, Frank lowered himself down to Hawkeye's cock and started sucking and licking.

If his hands weren't tied, the younger man would seriously clutched the sheets. As it was, he gritted his teeth, trying not to bite his tongue.
Then, he felt Frank's lips and tongue gropping his balls, the older man massaging it with his cold hands.

"Oh, god,Frank!" Hawkeye moaned.

"Enjoying this, aren't you?" Frank muttered.

"Oh, hell, yes!"

Frank pulled out the viberater from Hawkeye's tender hole.

"Why'd you pull it out? I was loving it!"

"I'm gonna work my fingers inside you, asshole."

Next thing he knew, Hawkeye felt two of Frank's fingers sliding inside him. He moaned in delight as Frank would twist his fingers around and around while at the same time keep sucking on Hawkeye's cock.

"Stop squirming, damn it." Frank ordered.

Frank smiled, however, when Hawkeye had his first orgasm. The younger man started to quiver, hoisting his hips in order to help Frank more.

Finally, Frank pulled his fingers out of the man and stood up.

He straddled on top of Hawkeye and put his own cock in front of the man's face.

"Wha--what?" Hawkeye gasped.

"I want you to suck me, Hawkeye. Suck me long, good and hard. Just, whatever you do, DON'T BITE!"

Frank thrusted his piped into Hawkeyes lucious mouth and the man excepted it with ease.

The major moaned as a warm mouth slid up and down his cock and hands rubbed on his needy balls.

"Yes, you asshole, suck it long and hard. Make it go down your fucking throat!"

This went on for several minutes and Frank's moans became louder.

Finally, he pulled his cock out of Hawkeyes mouth and the warm liquid dripped freely on Hawkeye's face. He smiled as the young man tried to lick up every drop that fell.

Frank got off of the man and went back to the viberater. He stuffed the viberater back inside the other doctor.

"I thought we were done?" Hawkeye gasped.

"Oh no, my love. Now I want YOU to ride me!"

The viberater was doing it's magic and making the man squirm.

Frank Burns got up and had his back to Hawkeye. He lowered himself so that the large dick went into him and he moaned as he bounced up and down, allowing the tender cock to go in and out of him.

Hawkeye was moaning as the viberater worked in his hole and the major worked on his dick.

Suddenly, the door opened and it was Trapper John.

"Is this a private party or can anyone join?" came the question....