The Love Story of Arnold Judas Rimmer

These are the unedited chapters from A Tale of Two Suitors on fanfiction.net, anyone wishing to read the full story should look for it on that site only as the point of this is to show those who wish to see the unedited love scenes.
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Lister was walking through the corridor minding his own business when a terrified scream filled the air.
"What the smeg?" He turned a corner and saw Rowan backing away in terror from, whatever it was that had caused her to cry out.
"Rowan are you okay?"
"It's Rimmer!" She stammered in terror. "He was in the cargo bay and a box of explosives fell on him, he's dead!"
"What?" Yelled Lister.
"That's not the worst of it." She continued. "He's come back as a psychopathic hologram, he's trying to kill me!"
"What do you mean a psychopathic hologram and he's trying to kill you?"
A moment later Rimmer came round the corner, Lister almost needed a change of underwear as he noticed what he was wearing; a checked red and white gingham dress with matching hat and blonde pig tails, army boots and a penguin hand puppet on his right hand.
"Oh Smeg!" Gasped Lister, frozen to the spot by fear.
"Mr Flibble says, "Hello again Lister!"" Said Rimmer in a scary low menacing voice.
"How the smeg did he get that holo-virus back?"
"Holo-virus?" Questioned Rowan.
Rimmer took a menacing step forward before speaking again.
"Mr Flibble is very cross Rowan, you shouldn't have run away like that. What shall we do with her Mr Flibble?"
He raised the puppet to his ear and stared blankly at her, before his eyebrows raised.
"We can't possibly do that, where would we find a room soundproof enough to muffle her screams?"
"You leave her alone!" Yelled Lister stepping infront of Rowan.
However his new found bravery soon turned to cowardice as the puppets eyes started to glow red and he turned and ran not daring to look back.
"Lister you coward!" Snapped Rowan angrilly, although her anger soon turned to fear as Rimmer grabbed her in a headlock with his free arm.
"Let me go!" She screamed. "Lister help me!"
Before she could cry out further, Rimmer clamped his free hand over her mouth, muffling any further protests.
Risking a nervous glance back, Lister saw Rowan being dragged away kicking and screaming.
"Oh smeg, I'm gonna need help if I'm gonna save her."

Rimmer waited round the corner until he was sure Lister had disappeared before checking to see if he had actually gone.
He then slowly released Rowan who immediately burst out laughing.
"Oh man the look on his face was bloody priceless!" She laughed as they headed back to the cabin. "I never thought he'd react like that."
Rimmer laughed and sat down on his bunk.
"He actually thought I was a hologram again, what a smeg head. He really doesn't have a brain in that thick skull of his!"
Rowan laughed and sat on Rimmer's lap, pulling the puppet off his hand she placed it on her own.
"How do you think that went Mr Flibble?" She smirked at the puppet, Rimmer just laughed as she adjusted her voice to speak for the puppet the same way he had done.
"I think it went well, your boyfriend was really convincing. You should do somethin special to thank him."
Rimmer's eyebrows raised in anticipation as Rowan giggled before turning back to the puppet.
"Well what do you suggest Mr Flibble?"
This time she raised the puppet to her ear and made an "oh really" face before turning back to Rimmer.
"Well?" He asked, a smile creeping over his face.
Rowan smiled at him seductively and removed the puppet, throwing it up onto Lister's bunk before turning her attention back to Rimmer.
She pulled the hat from his head, messing up his hair as she did. Not that he was bothered, he was too busy staring into her sapphire blue eyes to be bothered by his own appearance.
Rowan stared lovingly into Rimmer's dark brown eyes before softly kissing him, wrapping her arms round his neck as she did so.
Rimmer responded by pulling her forward onto him as he lay back, resting his hands on her waist, he pushed her over so that she was on her back and moved over her.
He may not have been a mind reader but he could hazzard a pretty accurate guess at what Rowan had instore for him.
Breaking their kiss for just a moment he pulled her teeshirt off and dropped it on the floor next to the bunk before placing another passionate kiss on her willing lips.
This time it was Rowan who pulled away first, she pushed Rimmer onto his back and moved over him, comfortably seating herself on his crotch before pinning his hands above his head and leaving a trail of delicate kisses down his left cheek and neck to his shoulder.
A knowing glint sparkled in her eyes as she felt his arousal, letting go of his wrists she slid down him and eventually disappeared from view beneath the dress.
Rimmer tensed in anticipation as he felt Rowan's warm hands slowly pull his boxers from his body and drop them on the floor.
His breath caught in his throat as he felt Rowan's soft lips kiss his already hardening cock before taking it in her mouth.
His breathing became ragged as he felt her teeth gently scrape over his skin, setting his nerves on fire from the intensely raw pleasure he was recieving. He clenched his hands into fists as he tired to keep his gaze from wandering down to the bobbing lump beneath the dress that was Rowan's head.
Rowan smirked as she ran her tongue up the length of his shaft and licked its tip, knowing full well that she had Rimmer at her mercy. So just when she knew that he probably couldn't take much more, she stopped and moved away from him. Re-emerging from underneath the dress to smile at him as he lay panting heavily, sweat beading his forehead as he shakily sat up and looked at her.
His gaze locked with hers as he moved closer to her kissing her passionately as his warm hands trailed from her waist up her back. He fumbled with the awkward bra clip and removed the garment, dropping it on the floor.
He then moved to kneel behind her, pulling her hair away from her neck he left a gentle trail of kisses down the right side of her neck and along her shoulder, smiling as he felt her submit to his every touch.
Rowan arched her neck back and rested her head on Rimmer's shoulder as he reached round and trailed his hands up her stomach to her breasts, hearing her breath catch in her throat as his warm hands continued to caress her. He rubbed her nipples between his thumbs and forfingers, feeling them harden at his touch.
His lips now left another trail of soft kisses down the left side of her neck and shoulder, she arched her neck back as far as she could catching his gaze. Her sapphire blue eyes staring into his dark brown eyes for what felt like an eternity.
Rimmer smiled affectionately at her as he once again brushed his lips against Rowan's kissing her with as much fire and passion as he had the very first time.
He'd promised himself he would take their relationship as slowly as either one of them needed and only sleep with Rowan when he was sure it was the right time. He'd never been good with women but Rowan seemed to boost his confidence to the point that he felt able to take on the universe.
Sure let Lister think that he'd taken advantage and got her drunk the night before or that Rowan was mentally ill for so much as fancying him, he didn't care anymore. He and Rowan knew nothing had happened until now and that was all the mattered.
Rowan's breath caught in her throat as Rimmer's warm hands once again began roaming her half naked body. His left hand stroked up her chest and softly caressed her neck, whilst the other hand stroked down her stomach to her crotch.
Breaking the kiss Rowan turned round so she was once again facing Rimmer, however he had other ideas.
He pulled her closer to him so she was knealt in his lap and then pulled her legs either side of his hips so he was between them, his crotch pressing against her own.
Lowering his head to her chest he softly kissed the skin above her breasts, his left hand rested on the small of her back whilst his right hand undid her jeans and slowly found its way inside her boxers to her most intimate area.
Rowan tensed slightly and rested her head on Rimmer's as he turned his attention to her left breast, softly kissing the flesh and teasing her nipple with gentle delicate flicks of his tongue. Her breathing became harsh and ragged as he did the same to her right breast while his fingers started gently rubbing her clitoris.
However just as Rowan was starting to relax against him, stroking her hand through his hair he pushed her over onto her back and kissed his way down her body. As he did Rowan pulled the gingham dress off over his head and dropped it on the floor with the rest of their clothes.
Disappearing from view so that all Rowan could see was a tuft of brown hair bobbing between her legs he once again turned his attention to her clitoris.
He gently licked her with long slow strokes of his exploring tongue, gradually building up a harsher, faster rhythm as he felt Rowan squirm in his grasp, struggling to control her ragged breathing between the moans of pleasure.
Just when she thought she was going to climax, Rimmer stopped abruptly, probably his idea of revenge she thought as he appeared in her field of vision.
He passionately kissed her as his hard cock pressed against her moist opening. Adjusting his position slightly he slowly penetrated her, feeling her tense benteath him.
He slowly and gently thrust himself into her, savouring every moment of their first time together. However Rowan soon tired of his gentleness and forced him over onto his back. She smirked evilly at the shocked expression on his face as she pinned his arms above his head, roughly riding him.
She rocked her hips against him, her breathing ragged as she drove him harder and deeper into her willing orifice.
Rimmer smirked and struggled in her grip, desperate to regain control. Of course he was enjoying having her dominate him but there was only so much he could take. Rowan seemed to sense this and refused to give in to him. She rode him faster and harder, smiling in satisfaction as he moaned her name, but this seemed to make him want to fight her for control all the more.
"So you want to play rough do you?" He grinned as he struggled to steady his ragged breathing, his heart was pounding in his chest as he mustered all of his strength and pushed her onto her back so he was ontop again.
He roughly began thrusting into her, driving himself as far into her as was possible, causing her to cry out in pleasure. He relished every moan, every cry of ecstacy that escaped her lips as he drove himself harder into her. His own pleasure hightened as he felt her clench her muscles around him and dig her nails into the skin on his back, scraping them down his spine as he kept up his ruthlessly rough thrusting.
He sat upright and pulled Rowan up with him so she was once again sat in his lap. He moved his hands down to her rear and used it to his advantage to keep her steady as he continued his rough thrusting.
Rowan wrapped her legs round Rimmer's waist so she had more control over how deep into her he went, she burried her head in his shoulder to try and muffle her cries of pleasure as she repeated his name over and over, still clenching her muscles around his questing cock to keep her own pleasure constant.
However once again the struggle for control soon resurfaced as Rowan pushed Rimmer back so that she was ontop once more. This time however Rimmer relented and allowed her complete control over him, he moved his hands from her rear and stroked up her sides to her breasts, kneading her pliant flesh as she continued to ride him.
Finally he could hold back no longer, his eyes rolled into the back of his head and he let out a final cry of ecstacy as he shot his load into her, causing climax to sweep through her body and claim her as she felt his cock pulsating inside her. She collapsed onto his chest breathing heavily, her head resting under his chin he held her there for a few moments.

"You are the most amazing person I've ever met." Smiled Rimmer as he watched Rowan put her clothes back on.
Rowan smiled and blushed as she returned to him.
"We'd better go and see if Lister's okay, I can't help feeling sorry for the poor schmuck!"
Rimmer laughed and put on a red pilots shirt, red trousers and calf high boots.
"Come on then, can't wait to see the look on his face."
Rowan laughed and shook her head as she and Rimmer left the cabin together.