Skins Meet Queer as Folk

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Skins Meet Queer as Folk

 

Maxxie growled in annoyance as Tony Stonem, his friend since high school and now currently his model for the six piece set of drawings for his art project, moved yet again. Maxxie growled, “Jeez Tone, would you quit you’re fidgeting it’s distracting me, your screwing up the lighting and shadows behind you. What the hell is the matter with you, do you have ants in your ass or something?”



Tony smirked in that annoying and sexy way of his and replied, “It ain’t my fault; you’re the one who sat me down on this fucking uncomfortable wooden stool. I swear my ass has gone to sleep and it is far too fucking numb for ants to crawl in there. And because it’s your fault you can kiss it better until it’s no longer numb.”



Maxxie snorted and replied in a bland tone, “Fuck you Tone, my mouth nor any other body part is going to go anywhere near your ass, thank you very much.” He added around an exasperated sigh, “Now, if you’d sit still, quit fucking up the lighting and position I set you in then this will be finished already.”



Tony smirked and mocked saluted the blonde haired boy. Tony could not help it; it was easy to get a raise out of the other boy. What did he expect when he placed him butt assed naked on a wooden stool. Of course, Tony was not going to sit still at least not long enough for Maxxie to finish the nude portrait of him at any rate. Tony Stonem was not known for being able to stay still for long, before he would be up and about stalking up and down like a wild caged animal. The dark haired nineteen-year-old was far too active in many ways.



Tony sighed and asked “Fine, I’ll fucking stays still, but answer me this, why did you choose me for this little project of yours, what is it for anyway?” He raised an eyebrow in question as Maxxie sighed and looked up from the portrait-sized canvas, which he had been working on.



Maxxie said, “I chose you as I already have a series of four sketches of Michelle, five of Cassie, one of Anwar, two of Chris, two of Sid, three of Jal and, two of your Effy.” He added, “And now I have six of you. I am sure you will be pleased to know that this is the final drawing of you, that it will be the only painted portrait out of all of what I am going to be presenting in my portfolio. That is after I audition with a dance routine I have been working on for the second half of the courses I wanna take. So your ego has received its daily stroking, Happy?”



He concluded, “I’m applying for The PIFA in Pittsburgh. It stands for the ‘Pittsburgh Institute of Fine Arts’ I plan on applying for art and dance classes. Tony raised an eyebrow and smirked as he asked, “Hmm, fancy being roomies then?” Maxxie frowned and asked, “Why, why would I be your roommate if I’m accepted into the PIFA, it’s in the Pitts, you know, American, as in another state entirely?”



Tony gave the blonde boy an impatient look and commented as if talking to a mentally disabled person. “Because, my dearest Maxxie, I have been accepted to study at Carnegie Mellon University, which also happens to be located in the Pitts.” Maxxie frowned and bit slightly on his lower lip, causing Tony to instantly zero in on his full and attractive looking mouth. Maxxie instantly caught onto where exactly Tony’s current attention lay. He rolled his eyes and sneered, “Don’t go getting any ideas Stonem; you can also remove your eyes from my mouth whilst you’re ahead.” Tony snorted, rolling his eyes as he did.

Maxxie asked, clearly confused. “Why are you attending a school in outer state, Carnegie Mellon, in the Pitts of all places when I know for a fact you’re a sight clever then the average student?” He added, “I figured you’d be going to one of those fancy Ivy League schools.”



Tony shook his head and replied, “No. I decided I want to get the fuck out of Bristol and away from all of the crazy shit with Michelle. Yes, I did have a choice of going to Brown and Yale, but then I discovered there was a scholarship programme based in the Pitts for Carnegie Mellon.”



Maxxie smirked and commented, “You on a scholarship, oh please, give me a fucking break. Like everyone knows your parents can more than afford to send you anywhere that some poor wankers on a school board have accepted your application, unknowing the applicant is an arrogant little shit head, who gets off on playing fucking petty mind games.”



Tony glared at the other teen and replied coolly, “Fuck you and, yes, I’m more then aware of that little fact, you tit. However, the matter of the fact is that I wanted to get myself though school. I do not want my parents paying for my education, not when I know there is an option for me to do it myself. What haven’t you heard of self-independents?” He added, “Besides, it was the only place who was offering a scholarship to do what I wanted to do. I want to get my business degree, than go into advertising and marketing.”



Maxxie asked, “Advertising and Marketing?” Tony nodded, “Yes, advertising and Marketing. I want to be able to look at an advertisement for the latest designer sunglasses or aftershave and know it was I who designed the whole pitch for it." He added around a satisfied smirk, “Besides, the pay is fucking unbelievable once you get experience and credibility behind you. Trust me on this, image is everything.”



Maxxie asked, “But why share with me, when you could probably find some pretty asshole of either gender, more than willing to fuck you until the sun comes up, whenever you see fit?” He sighed irritably when Tony merely smirked at him. Maxxie glared and asked, “Well, are you gonna answer me or what?”

Tony’s smirk widened even further as he replied, “Simple. It’d be easier as you and I could fuck whenever we wanted without the risk of being interrupted.” He added, shrugging as he did, “Plus it makes sense, we’ve know each other since we were sixteen. I could not think of a better situation, considering both of us are going to be in another country far from home. Obviously, we are not going to know anyone when we first get there. I figured stick with comfort and familiarity.”



Maxxie asked in disbelief, “So what, your just gonna go around fucking me and any other walking tosser that catches your eye then?” Tony smirked and nodded as he replied, “Correct. I see no reason to involve myself in some stupid and worthless relationship with all of that love and romantic shit, like candle lit dinners, flowers, and stupid hearts and other such bullshit.”



Maxxie snorted in disgust, shaking his head as he spat, “You’re fucking unbelievable. Fuck, what is wrong with you, don’t you have any fucking moral values?” Tony sniggered before sneering unconcernedly, “Yeah right, sorry to hurt your fucking sickening and hearts and kisses and candle light dinners and romantic shit values. Christ, you’re like a fucking woman for crying out loud, grow some balls.”



Maxxie snapped, “Fuck you Tone. I pity the poor bastard who ends up falling in love with you just like Michelle did. Your heart is so fucking black. I do not even know whether you know what love is or how to love. What are you completely fucking numb?”

He continued to rant, regardless of how rapidly pissed Tony was starting to become. “No, actually I take it back. You do know how to love, because you are fucking in love with yourself. You do not give a shit about anyone but yourself. You take and take, never giving something back in return, not in less it suits your purpose and your purpose alone.”



When Maxxie had ceased talking, he finally noticed Tony was looking at him in a fashion, which could be less then considered calm. Maxxie suddenly realised he may have very well gone too far this time. He was sure Tony was about to knock him out.



Tony closed his eyes and took a deep breath before he smirked and said blandly, “When you’ve finished listing my best qualities, then you can fucking get on with finishing your little project. Then you can let me fuck you as compensation for your little rant and spat concerning my character.” He added, “Oh, and you love me really, you know you do.”



Maxxie growled and glowered at the other boy. He spat, “Fine, sit the fuck still, so I can finish this already.” He added “And as if I’m gonna think or even dare fuck you right now.” Tony smirked, narrowing his eyes. He stood up in all of his naked glory, before slowing making his way towards the other boy.