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What's a Guy got to do?

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What's a Guy got to do?

I own nothing! Ken Corday, NBC, and lots of other people own the people an the song. I make no money off of this so no sue!

What's a Guy Got to Do?

Phillip didn't even know why he went out anymore. He also didn't know where he kept going wrong when it came to love. He had pleanty going for him, he was a marine, had money an he knew he wasn't bad to look at. Still somehow Phillip couldn't find a girl who wanted to keep him around.

What's a guy gotta do
To get a girl in this town
Don't wanna be alone
When the sun goes down
Just a sweet little somethin'
To put my arms around
What's a guy gotta do
To get a girl in this town

Phillip was lost in thought as a waitor asked him if he wanted to order something. Phillip didn't even think twice he looked the man right in the eye. The man in front of him was shocked, but managed to nod an get him what he ordered. The waitor was back in less than a mintue with four very large bottles of Jack Daniles. Phillip took one of the bottles an ripped the corck off with his teeth an started drinking.

Well ask anybody
I'm a pretty good guy
And the Looks-Decent Wagon
Didn't pass me by
There ain't nothin' in my past
That I'm tryin' hard to hide
And I don't understand
Why I gotta wonder why

Phillip looked over, an saw Lucas with Sami. The two were at a conor table an looking very much in love. His brother an new sister in law were feeding each other an kissing every other bite. Off to their right Mickey an Maggie Horton were suggling close an sipping ice water while eatting dinner.

On the other side, Phillip saw his mother an new step father looking very much in love. An strangely enough his father was not far form them also with the only woman he had ever really loved. His father was making googly eyes, at Caroline Brady a woman he had loved for decandes.

What's a guy gotta do
To get a girl in this town
Don't wanna be alone
When the sun goes down
Just a sweet little somethin'
To put my arms around
What's a guy gotta do
To get a girl in this town

Caroline had realized a few weeks ago, that she loved Phillip's father. She had left Shawn Brady Sr. and asked Victor if he could find it in his heart to try it again. The two had since, been making an effort to make sure things went right this time. Not far away was Bonnie Lockhart with Bart of all people. Somehow the two of them had started to short of date. No one was sure of the details or anything surounding them. One thing however was very clear, the two seemed hell bent on becoming something.

Cruise all around
The right parking lots
Little time gets killed
A lotta bull gets shot
One'll think I'm kinda cute
And laugh at every joke I got
When I get to thinkin' Maybe
She's a-thinkin' Maybe not

Phillip reached over an grabbed his third bottle of JD. His night wasn't getting any better, he briefy wished he had gone out with a few of his marine buddies. At least then he wouldn't be alone, but somehow even then Phillip never could get a girl to notice him. For the life of him Phillip didn't know why he couldn't get the ladies to look at him. Things were getting so bad that he short of started to wonder. If he wasn't the most not used word in the armed forces.


What's a guy gotta do
To get a girl in this town
Don't wanna be alone
When the sun goes down
Just a sweet little somethin'
To put my arms around
What's a guy gotta do
To get a girl in this town

Phillip stared at his last bottle of JD an started to drink it as fast as he could. There was no way in hell he could be gay. God, he was greek ortadoc. An good greek orthadoc boys never looked at boys the way they were supposed to look at girls. This was just a given, he was pretty sure his father would die of heart failuar is he told him he batted for the other team.

Had an old man tell me
Boy if you were smart
You'd hit the produce aisle
At the Super Wal-Mart
So I bumped into
A pretty girl's shopping cart
But all I did was break her eggs
And bruise her artichoke hearts

Phillip had just finished his last bottle of JD when he noticed Tony DiMera sitting at the bar. The Count was pretty smashed, no that was being kind. Count Tony DiMera by Phillip's best guess was so trashed. That he most likely didn't know what year it was. Phillip, watched as the Count got up from the bar an wondered off into the night. Phillip just shoke his head, as he had heard Tony mutter something under his breath. Phillip had heard enough to know that he didn't want to know.

What's a guy gotta do
To get a girl in this town
Don't wanna be alone
When the sun goes down
Just a sweet little somethin'
To put my arms around
What's a guy gotta do
To get a girl in this town


Phillip called over to his waitor to bring him some more JD. The waitor, looked rather disinlinced to do as he wanted. But Phillip had not made it into the marines for nothing. He turned on the pattened you shall do as I say glare. The waitor flenched, an quickly went off to get his re-filled order. It was then that Phillip noticed something he had hoped not to see. He was Belle Black Brady walk in with Shawn Douglas Brady. Phillip watched as the two found a booth on the other side of the resturant. It was then that he got up an toshed several twentys on the table.

What's a guy gotta do
To get a girl in this town
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