rate_review Reviews

This has to be a troll. I hate you for wasting my time.

Erm...wow, where to start? My best bit of advice would be for you to edit and read over it--or anything else for that matter. You'll find a lot of mistakes that unless you're, as one of your other reviewers mentioned, 12 and haven't had much experience with grammar and sentence structure crap, you'll be able to fix with little difficulty. Normally I'd offer my own beta services but I have a thing against betaing for sex fics seeing as it is usually mindless smut at its worst--doubly so, I'm sorry to say, for 'Armada'. For right now I'd suggest taking it down. Because no matter what any reviewers trying to spare your feelings would say; this seriously portrays you as a 10-13 year old writer who sleeps through all of his/her english classes. Overall it is not a good image.

On the other hand, if you are a 'TROLL' then congratulations, you are the best bullshit writer I've had the displeasure of reading the material of to date. Though as far as I'm concerned this is not an accomplishment to be proud of.

A few things I have to say: I COULDN'T stop Laughing the start because, it was RIDICULOUS.
The fact that they were IDIOTIC was different.
The part about Clark and making the hole in the wall, was Funny. Strange, but Funny. And, Lex trying, too. LoL
Lionel joining? Strange. LoL

On to a MATTER of HIGH IMPORLANCE.
< 5 Questions >:
1) WHY Would YOU CARE that GoddessWashu HATES YOU?

2) HOW in the World WOULD SHE KNOW if Your parents HATE YOU or not?

3) WHO IS SHE to tell YOU that GOD HATES YOU?
4) Did SHE HAVE an EPIPHANY?

5) And, TELLING YOU to Commit SUICIDE?
WHAT THE FUCK?!
If ANYTHING, GOD Would HATE HER for BLATANLY Suggesting one of Worst Sins Ever! BUT, Lucky for her, GOD Doesn't Hate Anyone. ^_^

I MEAN DAMN! This was NOT a Killer, Child Molester, or Rapist she was reviewing! This Writing was for Fun. This Reading was for Fun. GoddessWashu went too far.


Oh, I HAVEN'T Forgot about Jamie. SHE Couldn't even WRITE HER OWN review! -shakes head- Even GoddessWashu ANONYMOUS (no email)!

On a Lighter note: No Plot Whatsoever, but, if you continue, I'll read. Because of a quick laugh. ^_^

~ December ^_~

You are such a TROLL (as in, some decent writer only pretending to be terrible for kicks).

You obviously have a decent knowledge of sentence structure and your punctuation is used correctly most fo the time - it's too good for someone genuinely this bad. Your user name is too OTT to be serious, and you've still capitalised and so forth. Nice try, but not quite believeable, I'm afraid. Switching the word order here and there, mixing and misusing tenses is to obviously put on. Try scrambling your basic sentence structure, throwing in a number of inconsistencies, mess up speeling and capitalisation, misuse longer words and make less of an obvious effort with your lack of plot (throw in some uber plot holes etc.) and you'll get there.

Lionel sounds Pissed, I wonder what he was going to do.

while the goddess' review made me cringe, I must concur with her assessment. You need help. Unless you are, like, 12 years old, and even then, find a new hobby.

I liked the story. Of course I have a sick mind. But I don't care what people think. Everybody had a sick mind one time is their lifes. Even if they won't admit it. The story was cool. WRITE MORE!!!! I want to hear what Lionel thinks.

Anyway, if those reviewers didn't like it. They could have said it in a nicer way.

see above review, as i concur entirely.

This story was horrible. The spelling, the grammar, the plot, the characterization, it was all HORRIBLE. It made my head hurt. It was so poorly written I attempted to spork out my eyes to escape your story. Please don't write fanfiction ever, ever, ever, EVER again. I also read The Passion of Clark and Lana Lang. It also sucked cock. I hate you, your parents hate you, God hates you.

Suicide is always an option.

Love,
GoddessWashu